Thursday, May 24, 2007

decisions, decisions

back in west virginia (and maybe PA, but i don't know because i wasn't buying the beer then), you can't buy alcohol before 1pm. it's considered a sin to even TRY to purchase alcohol on sundays. but here in new york, it's encouraged. all the time. on a hot day, i strolled into a duane reade for some water and searched the signs for navigational cues. sure enough, there was the booze- brazenly sharing a shelf with its remedy. they should just start selling kits. water, beer, antacids, ibuprofen, and gum. marketing genious.

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